the stewards don't get paid( I know from personal experience) so you don't
"hire one". Just have to find someone who is approved as a steward who
isn't riding the ride (bigger problem, I'd rather ride than steward, and you
can't do both)
"Life is not
a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and
well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up,
totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --WOW-- what a ride !!
"