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Dear Dr. Quakenbush,
	But what should I do if I need to cough, sneeze or laugh?!  MOre 
scotch, more Corona?  And how do I find someone to fluff my pillow if I 
don't have a very understanding wife?  Would snorkeling and looking at 
seahorses while at the beach be a good substitute for the mechanical horse?
Suffering riders need to know!
Laney

Bruce Weary DC wrote:
>         I prescribe the following for uncomplicated rib fracture:
>                         Tincture of time.
>                One rib belt.
>                One belt of scotch.
>                12 oz. of Corona, to be taken internally, every four 
> hours. For medicinal purposes only. Keep out of reach of children.
>                 One very understanding wife to bring me the TV remote 
> and fluff my pillow. (Be careful not to abuse her services. You'll pay 
> dearly later.)
>                 One week on the beach. Continue dosages of Corona, even 
> though you may be feeling better. It's always important to finish your 
> medication.
>                      Daily walks with horse in hand may help with 
> recovery of mental attitude. Symptoms of withdrawal from not riding may 
> be lessened with judicious use of the mechanical horse at Safeway. 
> Helmet should still be worn for safety, however.  
>                                             Respectfully Submitted,  Dr. 
> Quackenbush
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