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Re: [RC] FW: Sheath cleaning song ??? - Jody Rogers-Buttram

I loved it!!!!!!!
 
 
This is why I have ALL mares!!!
 
Jody and all the girls

Gloria Adams <TheTripleR@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

 

 

Saw this on a message board, LMAO and thought you with equines of the male persuasion might appreciate this, and you you mare owners...be grateful!

 

 

Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song


How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.

It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.

After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!

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