Saw this on a message board, LMAO and thought you with equines of the male persuasion might appreciate this, and you you mare owners...be grateful!
Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song How's it hangin'? So much cleaner. Aren't you glad I washed your wiener? I'll admit it's kinda creepy that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee. It was sticky. It was gunky. It felt icky. It smelled funky. It was cruddy, it was crusty-- when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty. After half an hour of toilin' and of squirtin' baby oil in, you're as fresh there as a daisy. Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
