When is it TOO hot?

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10 Ways to tell when it's too HOT to go to a ride:
By Angie McGhee

1. The ice in the ice chest melts before you get out of the driveway.
2. You need a potholder to handle the jack handle on the trailer.
3. When the horses break into the feed room, and eat all the
electrolytes.
4. The smell of steaks cooking drifts up from your neighbor's herd of
cows.
5. The cans of beans you packed begin to explode.
6. You can make coffee with water straight from the hose.
7. Grass sticks to the melting soles of your tennis shoes.
8. No matter how much you drink, you never have to go to the bathroom.
9. The air is so thick, it requires an effort to inhale it...if breathing
through the mouth, it may require chewing.
10.  The corn that you packed begins to "pop".

I just *thought* I was disappointed not to go to Summer Breeze tomorrow. 
Today was the hottest day yet, it's absolutely miserable outside even
after dark.  Tomorrow, I plan to sit on the air conditioner vent and eat
freeze pops, congratulating myself on having White Line disease at the
perfect time.

Angie 

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