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Re: [RC] Dear French/ Virginia Highlands - Jody Rogers-Buttram

Daryl:
 
 To answer the questions that you have posted kind Sir, let me just say this:
 
There are a few things, that a true Gentleman never ask of a lady.
 
1.  Her age.
     Let's just say, that I am old enough to know better, yet young enough to enjoy it.
 
2. Her weight.
    My Arab horses can still carry me, but I am sure select one who has a larger butt than mine.
 
3. If her hair color is real.
    That my dear, is for me to know....and you to find out.  ;-)
 
 
As for attacking cougars....just be sure that you can handle the claw marks before jumping in.
 
Jody
(Daryl's  new BFF)


--- On Wed, 7/29/09, Downs, Daryl <dadowns@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

From: Downs, Daryl <dadowns@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [RC] Dear French/ Virginia Highlands
To: ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 10:54 PM

In response to your post Sandra, I can not believe you would think I would do such a thing. BBQ you on the spot? Surely this would not happen, seeing as I love what your country has given my own. I can't see America without your country's fine gifts; like French fries, crepes, French toast and most enjoyable chocolate mousse. Yall are just super. Even if we Americans do enjoy a great BBQ.
 
Would I consider you a friend? You bet your French behind!
 
Jody is tougher than nails. Hair redder than fire trucks (insider source told me). Jody, I had bright red hair one time before too-- further establishing the fact that we are BFF.
 
As for attacking cougars... Well young cougar cub, you are pretty right about the likelihood of it being a losing battle. This is why I offer my hand in friendship, to said cougars- to avoid being mauled or ripped apart... or both.
 
Hope that clears things up Sandra :)
Daryl
 
P.S.- While on the subject of Highlands, I need a horse too for Saturday... I can't take off of work again and that leaves me no time to get mine there. Hope someone can help me, or I will just go to party!
 
 
 
 
Sandra Wrote:
I want to come it sounds like fun, but now I'm really afraid: I'm French, you guys just might BBQ me on the spot!

If I still show up, would you consider make friend with me?


People usually think I'm nice, but, man, Jody, you sound like a tough one (not that I dislike it).

Daryl, don't attack the cougars, you won't win (my age makes me one of them, at least a cougar cub.



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