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[RC] Bonehead anecdotes - Evelyn AllenOkay, this didn't happen to me, but it did to a friend quite a few years ago. It was a hot, summer day and she had decided to go for a nice leisurely trail ride wearing only shorts and a tube top. So off she goes, meandering through fields and more fields until she turns for home - and the horse uncharacteristically decides to bolt on her. Well, she is hanging on for dear life as her crazed, out of control horse comes barrelling towards the stable and finally reaches a screeching halt. She gathers her whits about her, only to notice that her tube top has slipped all the way down to her waist...leaving her topless! Talk about wanting to crawl under a rock..I couldn't stop laughing imagining the sight of this woman galloping topless through farmer's fields (what a surprise they would have had that day).
-- Evelyn Allen "To the world you might be one person, but to one animal you might be the world"
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