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You are Beautiful Dr. Q!

This is awesome! In fact, I am currently being courted by someone that I would love to send this to! LOL

By the way...what does the Q stand for?

-------Original Message-------

From: Bruce Weary DC

Date: 7/25/2007 7:43:05 AM

To: Ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Subject: [RC] Dr Q's Mistress

I will be out of town for a few days, to spend some quality time with

my mistress. She's gorgeous, of course, and while she has been coveted

by many, she has committed herself to no one. Many suitors have come

calling, and whether they have been received well or rejected

outrightly, they all have spent enormous amounts of time, money, energy,

and yes, sometimes, heartache, to be with her.

Her name is Tevis. I know you'd like her if you met her.

I have arranged an intimate date with her five times now, and each time

she has either stood me up, eluded me, or punished me for knocking on

her door. This, in spite of showing up bright eyed and bushy tailed,

ready for the romance of the trail. On different occasions, she has been

so angry with me for having invaded her privacy that she inflicted

illness on either my horse or myself. Not to be deterred, however, I

have picked myself up, dusted myself off, and gone back to the "Drawing

Board of Love." I have done my homework, and have listened intently to

the secrets of courting that only a female can know, shared with me by

my mare, Sugar.

My requests are simple. I merely want to spend an entire day with

her, 24 hours if need be, and enjoy her charms from start to finish.

I'm not asking for a long term commitment. Just a roll in the hay would

be nice. If she insists that I exit early, well, it's better to have

loved and lost than to never have loved at all.

When Sugar and I cross the finish line, not only will she be the first

Foxtrotter to finish in this century, and the third ever (I think), but

I will also have something new and shiny to hold my pants up with.

Ain't love grand? Dr Q

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