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RE: [RC] Dr Q's Mistress - Katrina MosshammerAHH, Bruce You never cease to put a smile on my face! Good Luck and I hope she gives you your money's worth. ;-) Katrina -----Original Message----- From: ridecamp-owner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:ridecamp-owner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Bruce Weary DC Sent: July 25, 2007 9:42 AM To: Ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [RC] Dr Q's Mistress I will be out of town for a few days, to spend some quality time with my mistress. She's gorgeous, of course, and while she has been coveted by many, she has committed herself to no one. Many suitors have come calling, and whether they have been received well or rejected outrightly, they all have spent enormous amounts of time, money, energy, and yes, sometimes, heartache, to be with her. Her name is Tevis. I know you'd like her if you met her. I have arranged an intimate date with her five times now, and each time she has either stood me up, eluded me, or punished me for knocking on her door. This, in spite of showing up bright eyed and bushy tailed, ready for the romance of the trail. On different occasions, she has been so angry with me for having invaded her privacy that she inflicted illness on either my horse or myself. Not to be deterred, however, I have picked myself up, dusted myself off, and gone back to the "Drawing Board of Love." I have done my homework, and have listened intently to the secrets of courting that only a female can know, shared with me by my mare, Sugar. My requests are simple. I merely want to spend an entire day with her, 24 hours if need be, and enjoy her charms from start to finish. I'm not asking for a long term commitment. Just a roll in the hay would be nice. If she insists that I exit early, well, it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. When Sugar and I cross the finish line, not only will she be the first Foxtrotter to finish in this century, and the third ever (I think), but I will also have something new and shiny to hold my pants up with. Ain't love grand? Dr Q =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net. Information, Policy, Disclaimer: http://www.endurance.net/Ridecamp Subscribe/Unsubscribe http://www.endurance.net/ridecamp/logon.asp Ride Long and Ride Safe!! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net. Information, Policy, Disclaimer: http://www.endurance.net/Ridecamp Subscribe/Unsubscribe http://www.endurance.net/ridecamp/logon.asp Ride Long and Ride Safe!! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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