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Better yet....."Go ahead Skippy, make my day".   

 

Jody (who doesn't tolerate dogs while riding)

Bruce Weary DC <bweary@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> I like Jim's idea about the cherry bombs--except I can see myself 
> pulling a Wile E. Coyote and while I've got my slingshot pulled back, I 
> drop the damn thing in my lap, and, well, you can guess the rest. I can 
> just see the sheriff standing at the the scene of the crime--me, dead on 
> the ground with parts blown off of me, my horse fifteen miles down the 
> trail, and the dogs feeding on my remains. The sheriff asks, "All right, 
> what happened here?"
> My fireworks weapon of choice is the gold standard, "Roman Candle." 
> They are silent, and fire a flaming star in
>  the direction of your choice 
> every few seconds. I'm sick of confronting unleashed dogs on federal 
> land, and it would be great to send yappy, inbred little Skippy home 
> with his tail between his legs and a trail of smoke right behind him. 
> Burning dog stinks, but I think I could get used to it. Then, I could 
> turn the candle on the errant dog owner, give them my best Clint 
> Eastwood squint and say, "Better get a leash on the mutt, sodbuster. I'm 
> not afraid to use this thing."
> Dr Q 
>
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