I are a Realtor. It even says that on my business
cards. This may explain some thiings for some of you who have seen me at rides
standing on the roof of my motor home. The rising up and down and
turning in different directions was not some strange prayer ritual, but instead
just me searching for a cell phone signal to check voice mail.
Everyone knows that Realtors don't really work
anyways :) This gives me time to ride, and go to rides. My horse is now a
trained real estate sales horse. When we are on a training ride, and my phone
goes off, he automatically stops. Aftet I get my phone out and start
talking, we resume at a walk. When I say good bye and hang up, he waits a minute
and starts the trot again. During real rides, I shut my phone off.
My mean accountant won't let me write him off my taxes as an
assistant.
