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Thanks for the update Doctor,
I never thought about it this way but being primitive and shallow does
seem to have it's benefits. ;-)
Don Huston

At 12:15 PM 6/13/2006 Tuesday, Dr. Q wrote:

> Why Men Are Just
> Happier People--
> What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
> The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate
> is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a
> water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.
> You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one
> is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a
> nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress
> $5000.Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're
> talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
> expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all
> the time.
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
> tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
> your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
> your friend.
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
> than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
> unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its
> original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You
> only have to shave your face and neck.
> You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
> hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
> You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do"
> your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning
> growing a moustache ..
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
> No wonder men are happier.