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[RC] Trail peeing - diane vieiraOut on a training ride once, and a guy with us says he's gotta go behind the bushes a minute. So the 4 of us just take a break and wait for him. He disappears a moment behind the bushes and his horse starts whinnying at the top of his lungs. My friend comes back leading his horse and asks us if we heard all the commotion. He tells us his horse was suffering! From what, we asked? Well, of course, PENIS ENVY!! And all 4 of us fell off our horses laughing!!Another time, during a moonlight ride, in the middle of truly NOWHERE, the wife of the above comic has to visit a bush. So another gal says she'll visit the next bush over. Suddenly we hear the wife yelling, "don't move, you S.O.B." Her husband jumps off his horse and rushes over to see what's going on. There was a Peeping Tom/Pervert over there doing what comes natural to him, pants down, watching these women peeing!! Why on earth at this spot, easily 2 miles from any easily accessible road? Guess it was his "good luck/timing"? Funny thing was, both the wife and husband in this story were cops and happened to have a pair of handcuffs with them (don't ask) and cuffed him to the saddle and "escorted" him to the nearest tavern where the local police met us and hauled his no longer bare butt to jail. That was a pretty funny ride at that point, luckily for the perv we didn't trot that stretch!! If I hadn't witnessed these stories, I wouldn't believe them! Diane =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net. Information, Policy, Disclaimer: http://www.endurance.net/Ridecamp Subscribe/Unsubscribe http://www.endurance.net/ridecamp/logon.asp Ride Long and Ride Safe!! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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