[RC] Peeing, pooping, spitting and ovulation and other bodily functions - Tom Sites
It seems i could write a chapter on this subject
tho i'll start out with what i know nothing about just so no one perceives me to
be an expert on anything. Ovulation...I'm glad i'm not a woman who has to
go thru this monthly thru their childbearing years. I was a gentleman one
time tho when i offered my bandana to a Lady who happened to need it more than
me. I never asked for it back. God Bless You Ladies.
Just so you all know some of my hidden talent, let
it be known that in 1976 i was the Va. State Tobacco Spitting Champion w/ a spit
of 26' 2" and hit the Judge on his knee, when my first spit went 22', and i told
him to step back and he didn't. They had to measure the tragetory at an
angle to the ground from his knee. They accused me of spitting a hocker on
the first spit and the evidence was on his knee so they allowed me my well
deserved victory, and closed the competition. I never got to spit the 3rd
spit, and i was on a roll. Just so no one thinks thats a world record
spit, its up to near 40' now and i retired as a local undefeated
champion. I was a little unorthodox in that my technique was a little
bizzare in that i came to the line and did a spin to allow the force of my
mometum to carry the spit further.
Peeing on the trail...When the OD had the 100 mile
runners they would pull it out or squat anywhere. One day a runner pulled
it out in front of this locals house when he was having a bar-b-que and really
pissed the guy off. He went nuts and it was close to a fight between him
and the trail master when he went out and tore ribbons down everywhere and he
did it for years. I took him a case of beer to try to liven up his party
but it didn't work real well.
Pooping... too embarressed to say it was me when i
had a race horse circling me in the woods at a canter as the others went by and
i'm trying to hold him and clean up my shy self.
Other bodily functions...Its R-Rated and i been
censored....
