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ROFL Bruce.  Here's something for you!

I always will remember, 'twas a year ago november,
I went out to hunt some deer On a mornin' bright and clear.
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

I was in no mood to trifle, I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey. What a haul I made that day.
I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

The law was very firm, it Took away my permit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason,
Cows were out of season,
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.

People ask me how I do it, And I say, there's nothin' to it,
You just stand there lookin' cute, And when something moves, you shoot!
And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a purebred Guernsey cow.

Tom Lehrer


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