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I have THE bra that works, but isn't something I'd wear for everyday.  I too have the bounce problem and have always worn TWO sport bras to try to curtail (or would that be contain?) them.  Anyway after thousands of dollars spent and no luck, I bought the Enell Sport Bra.  No bounce and I'm comfortable...no sore shoulders or anything else.  Only downside....my husband calls it my armor bra!  Oh well...better then bruising my face!  LOL  Now we just have to find something sexy and pretty to wear all the time to support without pain.

 

Stacy

apleg8'n <rackinfool@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Attention Ladies!! Listen Up!! Our Day has come!!

I was listening to Oprah just now and she had some gals on doing a wardrobe
makeover on unsuspecting women off the street.

Well one of the biggest problems it seems is the BRAS that are made for
women. A HUGE complaint as far as how they DO NOT SUPPORT!!! AHA!! Like none
of us knew about THAT!!!

So Oprah promised to do a show on not only Bras but Underware!!! (something
dear to my rear)

Gettin my drift gals???? Ok now that you are with me here is what we all
need to do. I am serious as an anal tick here.

We need to put those first posts to good use for all women, not just us dirt
bag endurance riders but who better to be test subjects for Bras?? Who
better to be crash test "knocker" dummies than us??

Here is my scam....err I mean PLAN. And I don't mean some stupid sexy push
up cleavage touting thingies, I am talking "STEEL BELTED NO BOUNCE!" with NO
BOUNCE being the key ingredient here. and not some man looking brick looking
boob job bra either. Sheesh. You know no woman designs those gawd-awful
torture devices. It is a man that was bottle fed and hates his mother.

We need to write to Oprah. Everyone write in a good story about the
problems with bras. Make it juicy. Don't hold back. Talk about the flabby
underarms, the concussion to our heads from bouncing boobs, the black eyes
from getting hit with a trotters tit, a bloody nose from a malicious melon
to the snout.

The rash from saggy baggy bosoms drooping on our bellies. The pain of those
conventional bras that never fit right. Oh we will be sure to be on the show
if you all step up to the cup.

Don't make it too too long, everyone gets a shot at this. Just the facts
ma'am and sign your name then I will send them all as one into Oprahs show.
Don't be namby pamby either. Remember who you are....tough as nails
endurance/trail women. We want justice! We want reprieve! We want COMFORT
and damn well want SUPPORT! We want these knothead designer men to stand up
and let our boobs stand up without BOUNCE or underwire!! Let them put
barbedwire in their shorts to hold up their balls when they start sagging
and bouncing down the trail for 50-100 miles. Hrumph.

We will call ourselves the NO BOUNCE BRIGADE on a RAMPAGE!!

So are you with me or agin me?? Pass this on to other women that have had it
with these bra manufacturers...Our time has come!!

amber on a mission!!
rackinfool
www.applegaitnendurancehorses.com


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