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Re: [RC] [RC] loose dogs mean Howard wins the ride - Laurie Durgin

I think you scared some of us: we may be in there, yikes!!!!!!!! :0)


From: "Flora Hillman" <capella@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: [RC] loose dogs mean Howard wins the ride Date: Tue, 27 Jan 2004 12:02:49 -0500



Someone pointed out some more -


The people that show up and toss their dogs out for other people to
feed are rabid barefoot
racing LDers who don't wear helmets while ponying a 5-year old that
come gunning for Howard while complaining that they don't get any points and
have been known to throw their easy boots at the competition and wave guns
as they pass them in dangerous narrow sections of trail as they are running
hell bent for leather over rocks chasing down Howard who is accusing them of
not doing anything for horse welfare and forgetting that they have to be
pulsed down in 15 minutes or less at every check otherwise they will be
branded stupid and uncaring and not understanding anything about their horse
which will keel over dead on them anyway, so there.


Seems like we ought to have it covered, but surely we're missing something!

And yet more...

The people that show up and toss their dogs out for other people to feed are rabid racing barefoot helmetless LDers who come gunning for Howard while ponying a 5-year old all the while complaining that they don't get any points and have been known to throw their easy boots at the competition and wave guns as they pass them in dangerous narrow sections of trail as they are running hell bent for leather over rocks chasing down Howard who is accusing them of not doing anything for horse welfare and forgetting that they have to be pulsed down in 15 minutes or less at every check otherwise they will be branded stupid and uncaring and not understanding anything about their horse which will keel over dead on them anyway, so they won't be able to stand for Best Condition which isn't being allowed for LD rides anyway because LD isn't endurance and who cares anyway except Howard who is sure LDers are funding the whole AERC and they should rise up and revolt and do rides separately and put all the money into barefoot races so that they won't have to mingle with those idiot people who put shoes on horses which everyone knows will make a horse keel over dead and then the whole world will point fingers at endurance racing so it should be renamed competitive trail riding and everyone should leave at timed intervals so those horses with oversized hearts can be evaluated and nobody will race unless they're in Egypt where they can run at top speed nonestop alongside speeding SUVs full of screaming crew who keep throwing water bottles and electrolytes at the riders who don't stop to use electrolytes anyway but do use a GPS just like LDers who aren't sure if they're training their horses too little because they only ride 30 miles a day 7 days a week, hoping to start their first LD in six months and maybe stay at the back of the pack unless their horse goes crazy and they can't stop it because they've just decided to try out a bitless bridle at their first ride and now are too busy trying to keep up with Howard.


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