There was a woman who wanted
to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appointment
to meet with him. When the contractor came to her house they did a walk-through
and he asked her what colors she would like. They came to the living room
and she told him that she would like a nice, warm cream color. The contractor
wrote something down on his pad, then walked to the window and yelled, ''Greenside
up.''
The lady is a little confused,
but doesn't say anything, and they continue to the dining room where she tells
him, ''I would like a nice warm white in here, nothing stark.'' The contractor
writes something down on his pad, then walks to the window and again yells,
''Greenside up!'' The lady is really confused now but still does not say anything.
They continue to her bedroom and she says, ''I would like a nice, cool, relaxing
blue in here.''
The contractor writes something on his pad and again walks to the window and
yells, ''Greenside up.'' The woman is now totally perplexed and says to the
contractor, ''Three times I have told you the color that I want, and you write
something on your pad, then you walk to the window and yell greenside up.
What is going on?'' The contractor replies, ''You see, I have four blondes
laying sod across the street.''
