[RC] My LBL ride story (long) - Rides 2 FarWell, it's been a week and I finally got the dirty dishes I brought home from the ride out of the sink so I guess I'll give a little ride write up for the SE riders who missed LBL. I was pretty nervous about going to LBL last week after Kaboot pulled at Million Pines PLUS I had to use a new farrier after twenty five years of using the same guy. Kaboot had felt wonderful at MP but out of the blue was really off at the vet check. An hour or so later he'd looked 99% sound so the vets thought he'd whacked a root. I'm a teacher and I spend a lot of time thinking about stuff like this at work. I watch athletes and I generalize what sort of traits are the same for horses and humans and I've come to a conclusion. Kaboot is just an incredibly "cool" dude and has developed the "pimp walk" that my black athletes do. It involves sort of walking as if you have one shoe on and one shoe off and dipping your shoulder a little at the bottom of the stride...*almost* a limp but not really. My problem is I don't know how to convince the vets of this. g< I hadn't been to a ride at LBL since their last one in about 1993? I did know that it did have rocks, and that when it rained it *really* had mud. It rained all week leading up to the ride and I was worried. The new farrier, who has a disturbing habit of hitting a nail once, swearing, and pulling it back out to re-start it, seemed to think my horse had some really funky feet. Things my old farrier never mentioned were a great novelty to this bent over man (who looked to be in much worse physical shape than my last farrier who retired due to being permanently bent over). He had me so nervous that I'd decided to ride with easyboots over my shoes to prevent bruising...just in case Kaboot had a bruise (though he would still be a pimp with a bruise). Got to LBL and advice was...no easyboots...too muddy! Saddled up and headed out on the trail which looked like a mountain stream with no water....deep, loose rock...with occasional hard areas with scattered rock. Went back to the trailer and put on 2 easyboots. Went out on another trail which was pure slop where we immediately did our immitation of Bambi on ice. I now felt I had enough info to keep me wide awake all night worrying and so retired to my camp to stare at the trailer ceiling all night. Friday afternoon the weather was scattered showers, which meant that if you started to saddle your horse it rained, but if you fed him the sun came out. That evening the forecast was that the front would move out in the middle of the night and Sat. would be nice. They didn't mention that for a front to "move out" you need wind. LOTS of WIND. I had set up my more elaborate luxury style camp which means I had a tarp stretched over my 2 horse trailer out to tent poles & stakes on one side. At about 1 AM I was awakened to violent flapping and looked out to see the entire tarp flogging the trailer side and pummeling the table with all my food. I did the leap out the escape door, and over the picnic basket (required since the picket lines were attached to the back of the trailer with the doors closed) and just started tying the loose ropes to anything heavy. One was to the cooler, another to a 5 gallon bucket of grain and another to the concrete picnic table. At 2 AM woke to more violent flapping only to look out and see the 5 gallon bucket of grain dancing about 5' off the ground. The line to the picnic table had snapped. :-P When I got up the wind suddenly changed direction, then calmed and was totally still. I was able to put the whole thing back on poles quite nicely. Heard later there were tornadoes around. >yawn< Springtime in the south. The horses found the whole thing pretty mundane. LBL's new horse camp is huge and it was full to capacity...mostly with day riders. My daughter asked me why we call them "Day Riders". I guess because at some places there's a parking lot designated "day riders" and we go to the other, which insinuates that we are "night riders" which has a nice ring to it. Beats calling them "Pleasure riders" which would insinuate that we are the "Displeasure riders" which whether it's true or not at times isn't very flattering. The trail started out submerged in water, and later changed over to being submerged in 6" of soupy mud, or occasionally submerged in 6" of loose rock. The first section had a trail they called the "knee knocker" which they felt we should do so we could enjoy the beautiful view of the lake that it was circling below. This is the third ride I've been to with a beautiful lake to ride around and I have decided that no view is worth what is necessary to see it. Lake loops around here are invariably sloping side to side goat paths which circumnavigate little scalloping slopes that each have a little dipsy doodle where a run-off goes through before you go back up the other side and go back to the scalloping right to left move. Add to the wet sloping trail exposed roots and lots of knee high jumps with mudholes on the other side and a whole lot of horses who are determined they can GO FASTER!! and there's not a lot of time to enjoy the view. (it was pretty though). Every time we went around one of those turns in the trail Kaboot's rear end would slide wide like a car on a dirt track. I'm going along with the trees flashing like white lines on the highway seeing tricky footing ahead and thinking, "this is the horse who flipped on me on a perfectly flat open trail at a 7mph trot" shudder< Of course I *could* try pulling on the reins to slow him down, which would make him lift his head to fight me and take his attention off the ground. Decisions, decisions. The first loop was 18 miles and we were making good time. The trail looked absolutely horrible but the horses were really wanting to go. They seemed to want to handle the mud like sand...preferred to canter when it looked deepest. I figure we'd been about 15 miles when I felt *it*...the pimp walk seemed to be surfacing. Josie couldn't see anything but I knew he was different. Sent Josie on with Joe Schoech as he came by and determined to ease my horse in. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. Famous last words. No more pimp walk...just SUPER powered impulsion and guttereal neighing the next 3 miles. At one point I decided to just get off and lead him. HA. HA. HA. The mud was incredible. I finally saw what you guys experienced during puberty. After one step I was 5'2 after 3 steps I was 5"6, I considered trying to hit 6' but could no longer lift my feet with that much mud stuck to the soles of my shoes. With great effort I got enough mud off my shoe to be able to swing it over his back and remounted. Next decision. How to present my now healed world class horse to the vet. Do I go in...demonstrate my knowledge of my horse and say, "My horse is off, grade one, I feel it's in the left fore but I suppose it *could* be right rear". Or do I shut up and let the vet look at him without be giving him any possibly irritating preconceived opinions. On the one hand, there is some grim satisfaction with pulling yourself before the vet gets the chance which puts you on sort of a moral high ground, on the other hand I might get a better insight from the vet if I let him be unbiased. The problem with keeping quiet is A. The vet thinks you were too dumb to know what was there and are lying when you try to tell him "yes I knew he was off, just wondered if *you'd* know" or B. The vet thinks you knew something was wrong and tried to slip by him. For my entire career I had been the person who can't shut up and announces what's wrong as I enter but since there happened to be a vet who'd never seen my horse in competition there I decided to risk it and keep quiet to see if he saw anything I didn't. I tried to trot slow to give him a chance to see *it* but Kaboot did his usual turbo-trot-out and the vet said, "Looks good". So I said, "O.K. thank you...but he's not really...could you watch him on a circle?" At which time Kaboot looked very cool with his pimp walk and you almost expected him to tip up his nose and say "Wa sup". So, it was off to put on the street clothes and walk around in disgrace the rest of the day as people looked surprised and said, "What are YOU doing dressed?" At first it was lonely, but as the day progressed more and more of us losers stood around in jeans and kidded each other as to who was the bigger loser. There was plenty of entertainment in camp. The Day Riders in this area are often "Day Drivers" with teams of mules hooked to all sorts of little covered wagons. Poor Gus Politus' horse survived the trail but shied so bad at a wagon in camp that he went to his knees on pavement and was pulled. I never really think of endurance riders as *especially* thin or svelt, but in comparison to most of these folks, we were emaciated. There was an especially round family with horses in the barn behind my camp that I found totally fascinating to watch. Picture a tall slim horse, with a saddle wide enough for a Belgian (several of which were also being ridden around camp) and a woman who must have weighed 300 lbs and had apparently never been on a horse before. The "cowboy" husband who was almost normal size except for the "mother of all beer bellies" which must have been very painful on that belt buckle, helped hoist her up while a few people braced themselves holding the far stirrup. The horse sort of staggered awhile while this huge woman teetered from side to side with her short little legs flying out on each side trying desperately to counterbalance her apple shaped physique. Her reins were a mile long and the elbows were at ear level. Absolutely amazing. I hadn't been exposed to a show like that since I started endurance and left the ol' wagon train trail ride crowd behind. Anyway, one of these fine convoys decided to head out on the trail around lunchtime, doing our last loop backwards. Meanwhile, Bud Davidson who is not known for being conservative...or even sane, was trying to make up 3 minutes on Betsy Knight who was in the lead and determined not to let him. I'm sure it would have been really exciting to watch from the Goodyear Blimp...the little cluster of mules and big Quarter Horses with large saddle bags and larger people...spread all across the road...rounding the turn from one side, as slim Betsy in a beautifully color coordinated black & red spandex outfit on her sleek bay Arab galloped towards them from the other direction...and "Mr. Competitive" Bud and his rugged gray Arab galloped hot on her heels. Whew. They rounded the bend, Betsy hit those day riders and they scattered like a covey of quail. All she remembered was a mule freaking out. There was no stopping her horse with the finish line just a few 100 yards away but she managed to weave through them at a gallop. Bud wasn't quite so lucky. His horse hit a big palomino QH and both he and the "lovely lady" on its back landed in soupy mud (picture the mud fight scene in the old John Wayne movie "McClentock". Poor Bud's galloped off without him and left him getting a vocabulary lesson from about 9 totally ticked off day riders. Josie & her sponsors Joe Schoech came up on the scene right after it happened. Joe who is quite the peacemaker helped rescue poor Bud (whose horse was injured and didn't complete after the accident). I think Bud had every bit as much right to be mad as they did but was badly outnumbered. Joe managed to tell the "lady" that there was a child present and the "F" word wasn't appropriate. Josie's main impression from it all was that the woman was making an awfully big fuss for someone who'd taken such a wimpy little fall. It was a shame that had to happen. The day riders said they had asked if any trails were closed and the office had said, "No". I think the officials probably wanted to keep everyone happy thus didn't close any trails. With 11 different trails available I doubt they would have minded if just the final loop had been closed. The awards that night were GREAT. Jerry & Diane outdid themselves with the quantity and quality. All day long we'd purposely ignored whether Josie was first junior because it was definately a day where the *trail* was the competition and we just wanted a completion for her, but Joe did a great job getting her around and she won a BEAUTIFUL Beta halterbridle & reins. :-)) The logo on the T-shirt was really sharp too and I can see I'll be wearing that one even if I did get pulled. :-P The trail system & camp were top notch. I'm sure it looked great within a day or two of us leaving. Loved the marking system of numbers on trees. Trails 8,9,&11 could intersect, merge and diverge with no confusion. Wish more places used the system. Gave them 11 different loops from camp. They undoubtedly had the hottest showers & warmest bathrooms anywhere. It was easy to get to, power hookups, etc. etc. Rangers were super nice. I can see the Pan Ams being held there. Josie loved the trail (she saw *all of it... sniff<) She said it was so pretty and interesting that she even liked it *with* the mud. I'd like to see a 100 there again...in better weather. My first impression after my 2nd pull in 2 weeks was "I'll turn him out awhile and stay home, save money, get things done. I'm tired. I need some time off" then I realized...it's 2 weeks till Biltmore! So...I've borrowed a horse and will be there...and of course then there'll be Kentucky Pyramid...and GERA...and...... Angie & Kaboot (the pimp daddy) ________________________________________________________________ The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand! Surf the web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER! Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Ridecamp is a service of Endurance Net, http://www.endurance.net. 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