Ridecamp: Re: [RC] Need a joke for a party

The lone ranger and Tonto were in a bar in Texas having a sandwich and a
beer
A Big Texan walks in and says "Who owns that white horse out there?"
The Lone Ranger stands up and says "I do! why?"
The Texan replies "cause he is darn near half dead."
Tonto and the Lone Ranger go out and sure enough Silver is looking real
bad.Dehydrated and over heated.

They get him drinking , cool him down and he looks good again.
There is no breeze and it is hot so the Lone ranger says "Tonto
I want you to run around Silver and creat a breeze to help him stay cool"
"Yes Kemosaubi" replies Tonto . He starts running round and round Silver who
is looking pretty perky with the breeze.
Seeing all is under contol the Lone Ranger goes back to the bar to finish
his lunch.
He just gets sat down and another cowboy comes in
"Whos white horse is that out there tied up"
The Lone Ranger fearing the worst jumps to his feet
"Mine what is the matter with him?"
The cowboy drawls "Nothin but ya left your injun runnin!"


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----- Original Message -----
From: <CindiBrown@xxxxxxx>
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Sent: Friday, December 20, 2002 10:23 AM
Subject: Re: [RC] Need a joke for a party


> <PRE>Hey all, I'm going to a horsey people party on Saturday and my hubby
and I
> each have to bring a good joke.  Anyone got any fun jokes.  Can be clean
or a
> little dirty.  Thanks.
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