Re: Discrete Inquiry

["John Bass" <jbass@beattynv.com>]

Tom,
You want Tonto but the Lone Ranger already has him.
John


----- Original Message -----
From: Bette Lamore <woa@stormnet.com>
To: <Tivers@aol.com>
Cc: <ridecamp@endurance.net>
Sent: Sunday, July 09, 2000 9:42 AM
Subject: RC: Discrete Inquiry


> Geez Ti
> Jesus has been gone from the planet for a long time, now, and I'm not
> even sure his hands would be light enough for you--- remember, he was a
> carpenter by trade.
> Bette
>
> Tivers@aol.com wrote:
> >
> > Career Position Available
> >
> > Windy Ridge Farm is finishing its new racetrack and will soon be hiring
a
> > full-time exercise rider. We need a talented rider who has the
capability of
> > learning OUR way of doing things--and, until then, does precisely as we
say.
> > Precisely. We have no interest whatsoever in the typical basckstretch
> > exercise rider.
> >
> > Before anyone goes to the expense of a trip up here to paradise, I would
> > suggest that a prospect obtain and carefully watch my video, Exercise
Rider:
> > The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. That will give you the first 10% of
what we
> > will be requiring.
> >
> > If you're not tough, strong, with hands as light as a feather--don't
even
> > think about applying. If you have your own ideas about how a horse
should be
> > conditioned, don't bother. If you think a 4 hour work day is the rule,
and
> > that your lawyer must be consulted for accepting rides beyond four
galloping
> > miles on the individual horse--don't bother. If a horse has EVER gotten
away
> > from you, for any reason whatsoever, your fault or not, in the past two
> > years--we don't want to hear from you.
> >
> > What we're looking for is someone who can stay on a powerful horse,
control
> > it completely at any speed, under any circumstances, delivering a
balanced,
> > light ride, with the horse delighted to be under you.  We'll teach you
how to
> > deliver precise timings. We'll teach you how to read heartrate monitors
and
> > understand what they mean. We'll teach you all aspects of animal
husbandry,
> > including diagnostics, rehabilitation, and in-depth exercise physiology,
that
> > you'll be able to put to use for the rest of your life. We'll make you
worth
> > your weight in gold--but you have to be Sterling Silver to get the job.
> >
> > Absolute sobriety, no vices, 110% effort every minute of the day. No
fluff
> > heads, no touchy-feelies, no primadonnas. One goal only: to deliver
> > consistent, drug-free, longterm superior athletes to the racetrack--OUR
WAY.
> >
> > Now, if you dare to answer this ad, or if you dare to suggest answering
it to
> > a friend, keep in mind that I will be the first interviewer. I know
exactly
> > what I want to hear, and you don't.
> >
> > You deliver; we'll deliver. Full time position, good salary with
advancement,
> > the best of benefit packages. Drug tests regularly, including before
you're
> > hired. 90 day "trial period"--screw up, you're gone. But, if you're what
> > we're looking for, we'll do our very best to make you extremely happy.
And
> > you'll be damned proud of your job and the dedicated team you're working
> > with. .You will become one. exceptional. professional.  Thoroughbred.
rider.
> >
> > But then, you'll be fairly exceptional before you ever sit on one of our
> > horses.
> >
> > Send preliminaries via Email to Tivers@aol.com.
> >
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> --
> Bette Lamore
> Whispering Oaks Arabians, Home of 16.2hh TLA Halynov
> (yes, REALLY!)
> http://www.arabiansporthorse.com
>
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