Re: RC: Discrete Inquiry

[Bette Lamore <woa@stormnet.com>]

Geez Ti
Jesus has been gone from the planet for a long time, now, and I'm not
even sure his hands would be light enough for you--- remember, he was a
carpenter by trade.
Bette

Tivers@aol.com wrote:
> 
> Career Position Available
> 
> Windy Ridge Farm is finishing its new racetrack and will soon be hiring a
> full-time exercise rider. We need a talented rider who has the capability of
> learning OUR way of doing things--and, until then, does precisely as we say.
> Precisely. We have no interest whatsoever in the typical basckstretch
> exercise rider.
> 
> Before anyone goes to the expense of a trip up here to paradise, I would
> suggest that a prospect obtain and carefully watch my video, Exercise Rider:
> The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. That will give you the first 10% of what we
> will be requiring.
> 
> If you're not tough, strong, with hands as light as a feather--don't even
> think about applying. If you have your own ideas about how a horse should be
> conditioned, don't bother. If you think a 4 hour work day is the rule, and
> that your lawyer must be consulted for accepting rides beyond four galloping
> miles on the individual horse--don't bother. If a horse has EVER gotten away
> from you, for any reason whatsoever, your fault or not, in the past two
> years--we don't want to hear from you.
> 
> What we're looking for is someone who can stay on a powerful horse, control
> it completely at any speed, under any circumstances, delivering a balanced,
> light ride, with the horse delighted to be under you.  We'll teach you how to
> deliver precise timings. We'll teach you how to read heartrate monitors and
> understand what they mean. We'll teach you all aspects of animal husbandry,
> including diagnostics, rehabilitation, and in-depth exercise physiology, that
> you'll be able to put to use for the rest of your life. We'll make you worth
> your weight in gold--but you have to be Sterling Silver to get the job.
> 
> Absolute sobriety, no vices, 110% effort every minute of the day. No fluff
> heads, no touchy-feelies, no primadonnas. One goal only: to deliver
> consistent, drug-free, longterm superior athletes to the racetrack--OUR WAY.
> 
> Now, if you dare to answer this ad, or if you dare to suggest answering it to
> a friend, keep in mind that I will be the first interviewer. I know exactly
> what I want to hear, and you don't.
> 
> You deliver; we'll deliver. Full time position, good salary with advancement,
> the best of benefit packages. Drug tests regularly, including before you're
> hired. 90 day "trial period"--screw up, you're gone. But, if you're what
> we're looking for, we'll do our very best to make you extremely happy. And
> you'll be damned proud of your job and the dedicated team you're working
> with. .You will become one. exceptional. professional.  Thoroughbred. rider.
> 
> But then, you'll be fairly exceptional before you ever sit on one of our
> horses.
> 
> Send preliminaries via Email to Tivers@aol.com.
> 
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-- 
Bette Lamore
Whispering Oaks Arabians, Home of 16.2hh TLA Halynov
(yes, REALLY!)
http://www.arabiansporthorse.com