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- Subject: The Oreo Test
- From: Bjenks7@aol.com
- Date: Fri, 5 Feb 1999 21:41:22 EST
OREO PSYCHO-PERSONALITY TEST
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo
cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which
method
best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo's:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite
afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10, I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting,
carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible.
No one should trust you with their children.
2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreo's
this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's OK, not
to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous
in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive
and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to
go the speed limit
4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have
a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental break downs
and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat
unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You
are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity
towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
you have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart
to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together,
so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement
when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not
criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want
and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for
others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's OK, you don't care, you
got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help
immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to
upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy,
own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are
a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.