Ten Exercises to Become a Better Horseman...

[Kelsey M <appyhehehorses@yahoo.com>]

Ten Exercises to Become a Better Horseman...
> > > >
> > > > >   10. Drop a heavy steel object on you
> foot.
> > Don't pick it up right
> > > away.
> > > > >Shout, "Get Off, Stupid! GET OFF!"
> > > > >
> > > > >   9. Leap out of a moving vehicle and
> practice
> > > > >"relaxing into the fall." Roll lithely into a
> > ball and spring to your
> > > feet.
> > > > >
> > > > >8. Learn to grab your checkbook out of your
> > purse/pocket
> > > > >and write out a $200 check without even
> looking
> > down.
> > > > >
> > > > >   7. Jog long distances carying a halter and
> a
> > carrot. Go ahead and
> > tell
> > > > >the
> > > > >neighbors what you are doing; they might as
> > well know now.
> > > > >
> > > > >6. Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight
> > train and practice pulling
> > > to
> > > > >a  halt. Smile as if you are having fun.
> > > > >
> > > > >5. Hone your fibbing skills: " see, hon.
> moving
> > hay bales is FUN!" and,
> > > > >"no,  really, I'm glad your lucky performance
> > and multi-million  dollar
> > > > >horse won the blue ribbion. I am just
> thankful
> > that my hard work and
> > > > >actual ability won me second place"
> > > > >
> > > > >4. Practice dialing your chiropractor's
> number
> > with both arms paralyzed
> > > to
> > > > >the shoulder and one foot anchoring the lead
> > rope of a frisky horse.
> > > > >
> > > > >3. Borrow the U.S. Army's slogan: Be All That
> > You Can Be: bitten,
> > thrown,
> > > > >kicked, slimed, trampled, frozen...
> > > > >
> > > > >   2. Lie face down in a puddle of mud in
> your
> > most expensive riding
> > > > >clothes
> > > > >and  repeat to yourself,  " this is a
> learning
> > experience, this is a
> > > > >learning experience, this is..."
> > > > >
> > > > >   1. THE NUMBER ONE EXERCISE TO BECOME A
> > BETTER EQUESTRIAN: Marry
> > money.
> > > >


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