Horse People

["April" <adlee@mailandnews.com>]

Yeah, I got a couple.

--  She doesn't want kids, but she has a dog, two cats, and a horse.  Man, a
KID would be less trouble than that &^*W^% horse.

-- She looks so nice when she comes to work, but she always smells like a
horse.

-- She can't afford to pay her school bill, but she just bought a truck and
trailer for that horse?

-- She complains about not having enough money for food, but she ALWAYS has
carrots and apples on hand for her horse.  And the sky would fall in if she
missed feeding him one day.

-- The only male in her life has four legs!  (Cats and dog all female)

-- She complains that her life is just too hectic, but give her a vacation
and what does she do?  Pays money to go on some horse ride all weekend.
THEN she complains about being sore!  Then in two days, she's bragging about
it!


April & Apache
Chattanooga, TN

----- Original Message -----
From: <Howard4567@aol.com>


Please add to the list.  I bet a few of you got some good ones.  How bout
you
April?


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