> << 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS
> > 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
> > 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
> > 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
> > 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
> > 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
> sticker
> > that says, "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-****."
> > 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
> > 7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
> > 8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
> > 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
> > 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
> >
> >
> > TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
> > 10. Cat's facial expressions
> > 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
> > 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
> > 7. Fat clothes
> > 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
> > 5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
> > 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
> > 3. Eyelash curlers
> > 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
> >
> > AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
> > 1. OTHER WOMEN