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Hackenbush Announces A Revolutionary Breakthrough In Natural
Horse Training

Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush, Intergalactic expert on the care and
training of steeplechase horses, makes this incredible offer
to you, the Internet Public:  How would you like to be able
to change the intelligence level, the personality, the
training level of your horse in just a matter of minutes?
No more long hours in the saddle, no more humiliation from
instructors with thick accents, no more travel to far flung
venues to see commercialism in the round pen.   Now, in the
comfort of your own barn, you can make your horse be what
you want it to be!

Sound too good to be true?  Well, it's not!  Dr. Hackenbush,
drawing on the work of noted, hyphenated trainers, has made
an INCREDIBLE breakthrough.  Not only can you now determine
the intelligence, personality, training level and all other
important information in equines by examining the cowlicks
and whorls in the horse's hair, YOU CAN CHANGE THEM!

Skeptical?  Sure you are!  But let Dr. Hackenbush show you
how, using his miracle HORSE  PERSONALITY STYLING GEL, you
can have the horse you have always wanted in less time than
it takes Monty or John or Pat or Buck or Pamela to tell you
of their sordid lives.

How does it work?  Dr. Hackenbush, using his vast knowledge
of chemistry, horse behavior, and cigars, has learned that
cowlicks and whorls are not just outwards signs of
intelligence, personality, and training level but are THE
CONTROLS OF THESE HORSE TRAITS!  His book and video clearly
explains the meanings of these whorls and cowlicks.  He then
shows how application of his miracle GEL permits you, the
average horse owner, to change the patterns of these
cowlicks and whorls and, thus, change the characteristics
that these hair patterns control!

Let Dr. Hackenbush send you his video, book and a one
month supply of his wonderful HORSE PERSONALITY STYLING GEL.

Now, how much would you pay for this?  BUT DON'T ANSWER
YET!  If you order within the next 30 minutes, Dr.
Hackenbush will include, at no additional cost, his
blockbuster video "Either He's Dead or My Watch Has
Stopped."  Learn from Dr. Hackenbush the secrets of making
your horse run faster, jump higher, dive deeper, and come up
drier than you could have ever imagined!

And ALL of this can be yours for just 100 payments of
$9.99, billed to your credit card.

This offer is for a limited time only.  And Dr. Hackenbush
offers you this 100% money back guarantee:  If he is not
completely satisfied with your credit card number, he will
refund as much money as he has not spent!

How can you loose!  Order now.  Call 1-800-WHYADUCK.
Operators are standing by to take your order.  Don't miss
this INCREDIBLE opportunity to make your horse be all you
want it to be!


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