Re: ride fees

[rides2far@juno.com (Angela C. McGhee)]

>Easy now...  They don't need any more ideas for new fees!!!

I've got some:

$10  Asking a stupid question at the ride meeting that you know the
answer to, just because you think that someone there might not know the
answer.

$10  Showing up at a ride with limited parking first, parking at a weird
angle and then staking out 1/2 acre for your portable pen.

$5  Having the nerve to act offended when the ride manager breaks down
and asks your to restake your pen.

$5  Stopping with your horse's butt in the gate as you enter the P&R
area.

$5  Not teaching your horse to trot out.

$5  Riding with someone, then taking your horse away as soon as YOUR
horse passes the pulse check but before theirs has.

$5  Driving up and down the road that leads to the vet check where the
horses have to travel more times than is necessary.

$5  Asking the out timer your out time more than 5 times.

$10  Letting your kids terrorize camp.

$5 Assuming management didn't mean *your* dog when they said "all pets
must be on leash".

$10  Asking the ride manager to leave their management position and go
get your completion award for you since you'd like to leave early.

$10  Showing up with a Jr. with no prior arrangements for a sponsor.

$5  Expecting the vet to do a lameness exam to diagnose your *just
pulled* horse's lameness, while there's a long line behind you.

$50  Leaving without paying the farrier or vet.

Angie


Angie McGhee & Kaboot
Wildwood, GA
Rides2far@juno.com
Kabootnme@aol.com





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