9. The acronym HRM means something too you
10. Wool coolers are an essential part of your wardrobe
11. Gourmet cooking to you is mixing beet pulp, grain, and carrots/apples
with a side of electrolytes
12. You understand the signifigance of numbers under 64
13. You have to listen to a re-run of the ride stride-for-stride on the
trip home