Your trailer is cleaner than the house
Your living room is filled w/ tack in stages of cleaning
You buy carrots & applesauce on sale to mix with electolytes
You know the difference in Biothane & Oputhane
You shave your legs based on the ride schedules
You spend your wedding anniversary in the mud, in a tent, with your
husband/crew at a ride
You break down & buy a diesel truck that costs as much as your first house