• Identification of the Female Equestrian.. . • EASY TO LOCATE. She's either off on the horse or out in the barn. • UPHOLDS THE DOUBLE STANDARD. Smooches with the most bewhiskered beast, but recoils when you need a shave. • OWNS ONE VACUUM CLEANER and operates it exclusively in the barn. • A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, providing the party is given by another horsey wife. Falls asleep in her soup at all other functions. • ECONOMY MINDED. Won't waste your money on permanents, facials, or manicures. • A CULINARY PERFECTIONIST. Checks every section of hay for mold but doesn't blink when she petrifies your dinner in the microwave. • OCCASIONALLY AMOROUS, but never leaves lipstick on your collar, at worst, slight trace of chapstick. • EASY TO OUTFIT. No need for embarrassing visits to uncomfortable little boutiques. You can find all she wears at your local tackstore. • FEATURES A
SELECTIVE SENSE OF SMELL. Bitterly complains about your sticky-sweet cigar smoke while remaining totally oblivious to the almost visible aroma of her barn boots drying next to the heater. • UNMISTAKABLE IN A BATHING SUIT. She's the one whose tan starts at the nose, ends at the neck, and picks up again at the wrists • A DEDICATED CLUB WOMAN, as long as the words "horse" or "riding" appear in its name. • HAS YOUR LEISURE AT HEART. Eliminates grass cutting by turning every square inch of lawn into pasture which, in turn, converts itself into mud. • A MASTER AT MULTIPLICATION. She starts with one horse, adds a companion, and if it's a mare, she breeds it. • KEEPS AN EAGLE EYE ON THE BUDGET. Easily justifies spending six hundred dollars, but croaks when you blow ten on a tie. • AN ENGAGING CONVERSATIONALIST. Can rattle on endlessly about training. • SOCIALLY AWARE. Knows that formal occasions call for clean boots.
• A MOVING FORCE IN THE FAMILY. House by house, she'll get you to move closer to horse country (and farther away from your job.) • EASY TO PLEASE. A new wheelbarrow, custom boots, or even a folding hoof pick will win her heart forever. • SENTIMENTAL FOOL. Displays a minimum of six 8x10 color photos of the horse in the house and carries a crumpled snapshot of you (taken before you were married) somewhere in the bottom of her purse. • SHOWS HER AFFECTION IN UNUSUAL WAYS. If she pats you on the neck and says "you're a good boy," believe it or not, she loves you!
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