Re: [RC] [RC] OT Holiday Tequila Cookie Recipe - Barbara McCrary
Without the tequila, the recipe sounds pretty
good. Does anyone know whether it really produces good cookies? Has
anyone tried making them, without the benefit of the tequila?
OT but I thought with
the cold weather no one would mind another way to "warm up"
Subject:Holiday
Tequila Cookie Recipe
It's
getting to be that time of year again.
Tequila Cookies
1
cup of dark brown sugar 1 cup (2 sticks) butter 1 cup of
granulated sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups of dried fruit, such as
dried cranberries or raisins 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp
salt 1 tsp fresh lemon juice 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or
pecans 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
(silver or gold, as desired)
Sample the Cuervo to check
quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it
is of the highestquality, pour one
level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffybowl. Add
one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is stillOK, try
another cup ...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break
2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
pick the friggingfruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry it loosewith a
drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
check fortonsisticity.
Next,
sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and
try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the
turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in
the dishwasher.
When I can't ride any
more, I shall still keep horses as long as I can hobble about with a bucket
and wheelbarrow. When I can't hobble, I shall roll my wheelchair out to the
fence of the field where my horse's graze, and watch them. - Monica
Dickens
