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[RC] FW: FW: Learning to Cuss - speters



-----Original Message-----
From: Pete Eilertsen [mailto:peilertsen@xxxxxxxxxxx] 
Sent: August 07, 2007 6:21 AM
To: utterslev@xxxxxxx; NDULGE91@xxxxxxx; DDCurtis@xxxxxxx; Barry Beck; Aimee
Reese; Susan Peters; hnunn@xxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: FW: FW: Learning to Cuss



-----Original Message-----
From: doug weitz [mailto:doogie@xxxxxxxx]
Sent: Monday, August 06, 2007 2:53 PM
To: Pete Eilertsen
Subject: Fw: FW: Learning to Cuss


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Lucia, Delaine" <dlucia@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <poidog61@xxxxxxx>; <PRIMA69@xxxxxxx>; "DAN GARZA" <dgarza@xxxxxxxxxxx>;

"Eve Chellis" <evechellis@xxxxxxxxx>; "doug weitz" <doogie@xxxxxxxx>; 
<SierraHousekeep@xxxxxxx>; "Nancy Liss" <nliss912@xxxxxxxxx>; 
<rebeccacooreman@xxxxxxxx>
Sent: Monday, August 06, 2007 8:58 AM
Subject: FW: FW: Learning to Cuss




Learning to Cuss

A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing".
The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4
year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what
he wants for breakfast, he   replies,"Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have
some
Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot
pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room
and
shouts,"You can stay in there until I let you out."

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with
a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't
know," he blubbers, "butyou can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."

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