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That is very fonny!!!!!!!!! Now I REALLY want to ride this 100.
Marirose
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "victoria thompson" <vascthompson@xxxxxxx>
To: "Ridecamp Correspondence Correspondence" <ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Monday, April 02, 2007 3:22 PM
Subject: [RC] Main Divide 100


> News Flash:  Management bows to pressure from participants and changes 
> name of AERC's newest 100 mile endurance ride.
>
> Do to overwhelming pressure from the entrants in this ride, ride 
> management  agreed to refer to this event in all future dealings as the 
> Cock S***ing, Mother F***er 100.
>
> All AERC members who feel the renaming of this event is in poor taste 
> may refer to it as the Tevis is a Cake Walk 100.  Please be advised 
> that all members who do refer to it as the Tevis is a Cake Walk 100 are 
> encouraged NOT to enter this ride because obscene language will appear 
> in your vocabulary whether you like it or not.  Completing the ride is 
> not necessary for the language enhancement as can be attested to by 
> both riders and volunteers.  Colorful metaphors could be heard being 
> emitted by the entrants shortly after the 5 AM start, and by noon the 
> motion for the name change was presented to management by the entrants 
> leader, Kim Fuess.  Entrants encouraged volunteers to refer to the ride 
> using the proposed name change, and by sundown management was swayed by 
> the unrelenting pressure.
>
> This reporter encourages parents of young children to hustle the little 
> tykes out of the room when conversations about this ride come up.  This 
> ride is definitely not dinner table appropriate  conversation and 
> should be banned from being brought up in polite surroundings.  Parents 
> of school age children need not heed this warning because their kids 
> are already using these obscenities (and more) in and around their 
> classrooms every day.
>
> Non-AERC members who are reading this and are offended by its contents 
> can kiss this reporters brAss.
>
> Further installments from this reporter regarding the actual CSMF 100 
> ride will be delivered to Ridecamp in the future.
>
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