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I appreciate satire, but I'd vote for neither of those names, both  
make me wince, even in fun.  Kickass 100, Your Worst Nightmare 100,  
Mountain Madness 100 or even Badass 100 maybe?   ;-)

Lynne
another volunteer who got more sleep than you

On Apr 2, 2007, at 12:22 PM, victoria thompson wrote:

> News Flash:  Management bows to pressure from participants and  
> changes name of AERC's newest 100 mile endurance ride.
>
> Do to overwhelming pressure from the entrants in this ride, ride  
> management  agreed to refer to this event in all future dealings as  
> the Cock S***ing, Mother F***er 100.
>
> All AERC members who feel the renaming of this event is in poor  
> taste may refer to it as the Tevis is a Cake Walk 100.  Please be  
> advised that all members who do refer to it as the Tevis is a Cake  
> Walk 100 are encouraged NOT to enter this ride because obscene  
> language will appear in your vocabulary whether you like it or  
> not.  Completing the ride is not necessary for the language  
> enhancement as can be attested to by both riders and volunteers.   
> Colorful metaphors could be heard being emitted by the entrants  
> shortly after the 5 AM start, and by noon the motion for the name  
> change was presented to management by the entrants leader, Kim  
> Fuess.  Entrants encouraged volunteers to refer to the ride using  
> the proposed name change, and by sundown management was swayed by  
> the unrelenting pressure.
>
> This reporter encourages parents of young children to hustle the  
> little tykes out of the room when conversations about this ride  
> come up.  This ride is definitely not dinner table appropriate   
> conversation and should be banned from being brought up in polite  
> surroundings.  Parents of school age children need not heed this  
> warning because their kids are already using these obscenities (and  
> more) in and around their classrooms every day.
>
> Non-AERC members who are reading this and are offended by its  
> contents can kiss this reporters brAss.
>
> Further installments from this reporter regarding the actual CSMF  
> 100 ride will be delivered to Ridecamp in the future.

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