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[RC] a change of subject... - Mary Campbell-Crowder MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because .. I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .. I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. (who has time to cook anyway, mashes are easier) I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!! REMEMBER . . . . A clean house is the sign of a broken computer. Or in most of our cases a crappy weather day when we can't ride!! Just thougth i'd pass this on as we could all use a
change once in a while! MaryBeth (who HATES helmets also, but wears one anyway...and has convinced her hubby to wear one after taking out a tree branch with his face because he was trying to catch his baseball hat that was flying off his head!!!)
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