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Truman Prevatt <tprevatt@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> Jody Rogers-Buttram wrote:
>
> > Ok Truman....it's like this. I think that the alcohol habit comes in 
> > stages. 
> > 
> > First stage: beer
> > second: the wine
> > third is the whiskey stage: ....which has it's own stages. 
> > 
> > First whiskey stage: Canadian Mist,
> > second whiskey stage: Jack black label
> > Third whiskey stage: Wild turkey 101 or Select Breed.
> > 
> > Frankly, I can't afford the Select Breed, but would gladly accept it 
> > at any stage of the OD 100 this year or any other ride I may attend. 
> > Hint, hint Truman.
> > 
>
> I think some of it has to do with where you are from.
>  Since I am lucky 
> enough to have about half my relatives from the Great state of Kentucky 
> and the other half from the Great state of Tennessee, the conversation 
> at a family reunion would go like something this when I was a kid and 
> getting pointers.
>
> From a Tennessee uncle: Son you know that all bourbon is nothing more 
> than rot gut - a true southern gentleman drinks only fine sour mash and 
> there is none finer than Jack Black - here have a taste.
>
> From a Kentucky uncle: Son you know that all sour mash is unfinished 
> and not fit to drink. Only a barbarian drinks that junk. A true southern 
> gentleman drinks only fine bourbon and there is not finer than Wild 
> Turkey - here have a taste.
>
> It would go on for awhile ( I had lots of uncles) and then I'd figure if 
> I were going to find a date - why else does a good southern boy go to a 
> family reunion - I'd better get to it while I could still stand up ;-) .
>
> Truman
>
> --
>  
>
> "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm 
> not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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