[RC] Fw: [homedairygoats] Tongue and Cheek Ten Commandments according to the USDA - indiancp
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Please fight National Animal Identifiction
System .
The Ten
Commandments
(N.A.I.S.
Version)
1~ Thou
shall have no other authority over you than the USDA.
2~ Thou
shalt Mark thy animals and thy Property with a 15 digit symbol of th e USDA's
authority, that it may be read by the USDA from the Heavens above or on the
Earth below or in the Waters of the Earth.
3~ Thou
shalt surrender thyself to the USDA, and serve them, for the USDA is a jealous
god, visiting high fines upon the fathers and the children unto the 3rd and 4th
generations of them that refuse compliance.
4~ Thou
shalt not take the name of the USDA in vain, and shall take the name and mark of
the USDA, and label thyself and thy animals as owned by the USDA, for the USDA
shall not hold guiltless, those that are not marked.
5~ Thou
shalt Remember the 24 hour report and the 48 hour trace back and keep them holy.
Remember the daily reports and keep them current, for 23 hours shall thou work
and in the 24th hour shalt thou make reports of all your animals
actions and travels, and those of your sons and your daughters as they interact
with animals, and of thy sheep and thy goats and thy cows and thy horses and thy
Camelid?s {thy Alpaca?s and Llama?s} and thy bison and thy Cervids {thy deer and
elk} and thy swine and thy poultry {thy chickens and ducks and geese and guineas
and pigeons and pheasants and quail and turkeys} and thy fishes {thy clams and
crawfish and catfish and mussels and oysters and thy salmon and thy striped bass
and thy shrimp and tilapia and thy trout
6~ Thou
shall honor the USDA, as the highest Authority in the Earth, so that it?s days
shall be long in the Earth
7~ Thou
shalt not kill any animal for food without reporting which animal you are
preparing for your meal. Ye shall report each time you eat meat you have raised
for your own use.
8~ Thou
shalt not commit adultery against the USDA, Ye shall not use any other system or
method to mark, track movement, or report your animals
whereabouts.
9~ Thou
shalt not keep any animal for yourself,
all must be reported to the USDA
and
control of them transferred to the USDA,
you
shall not steal your animals back from the USDA, by removing their tags or
chips.
10~ Thou
shall not report false information to the USDA; ye shall not fail to report all
movements of your privately owned animals held on your private
property.
11~ Thou shalt
not covet the control of the USDA for yourself or others, thou shall not covet
privacy or ownership of anything you have worked for, or bought with your own
wages, or been given to you by anyone
Yet, you
shall surrender all that the USDA covets from you.
12~ Ye
shall not take any Authority as greater than
the
USDA, neither shall ye use any mark of silver or gold, other than that of the
