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[RC] Wal-Mart horse - Bruce Weary

Tracey--
He's so fit, we can't even FIND a pulse on him. I mean that horse is like a MACHINE! He seems to run better with oil in his diet. The other day I stopped by and some jerk was ridin' him, and he was using quarters, not dimes! I said, "Are you crazy?!!!!! You'll burn him out!!!!!!!!!! Get off my horse!!!!!!!!!! He knew I meant business when I pulled one of my pearl handles cap pistols on him and told him to dismount and back away slowly. I have to admit I cut a pretty fine figure at 6'4", 200 lbs, with both cap pistols strapped to my hips, my red felt cowboy hat (with the white drawstring) and my plastic sherriff's badge. I think things might have gotten out of hand, but my mom said we could go for ice cream. He doesn't know how lucky he is..................... Dr. "Tex" Quackenbush


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