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Damnit Bruce,

Forget the "perfect man" start putting your diabolical mind to creating 
the perfect woman. The ideal behind the Stepford's Wives were a start 
but far from perfect.

Get cracking. We are counting on you.

Truman

Bruce Weary DC wrote:
> Don't forget, ladies, that we are still taking orders for our "Perfect 
> Man" product. He comes with new and better technology now. Like the 
> new "Never Stray" feature. Or the "I'm sorry, It's All My Fault" 
> button, a favorite of many of our customers. For a nominal additional 
> fee, other capabilites can be added, like the "Latin Lover" chip. 
> We're working on a "Breakfast in Bed" feature, and we hope to have it 
> compatible with "Foot Massage 6.1." Of course all models come standard 
> with the "Unlimited Financial Support for Endurance Riding" software, 
> with free updates as the cost of gas, hay and trailers go up.
> For more info, check out our website at: that'llbetheday.com Dr Q, 
> world renowned mad scientist


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“You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace 
unless he has his freedom.” Malcolm X


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