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Too late...you already did make us jealous.  Bruce is right....you are talking about a real, living man right???  Maybe in your illness, you dreamed all this up.  If not, does he have a brother???  Heck for all that...does he have a sister ! hehehehehehee

 

Jody

Juli Jakub <fahraway@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

I just wanted to note that I have the perfect man...the other day I caught a
bad flu...my husband woke up and drove to do horse chores all by himself
after staying up all night holding back my hair. He moved the TV, DVD, and
my favorite movies into the bedroom so I didn't have to move. He brought me
ginger ale and chicken broth consistently...he did night chores by himself
and since he knew I was missing the horses he brought the cell phone and
called me so I could hear them knicker for their grain and he brought the
digital camera and took pictures of them to show me so that I would not miss
a day of "seeing" them. All this without any prodding...I was passed out and
too sick to even come up with any of those ideas!! I could go one about this
amazing man...but I won't make anyone jealous!
Juli

Juli Jakub

The Air of Heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears.

~ arabian proverb

>From: Bruce Weary
>To: Ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>Subject: [RC] Perfect Man
>Date: Wed, 18 Jan 2006 16:44:12 -0700
>
> Okay, hold it everybody! Ever since my idle comment about building my
>perfect wife in the basement, I have been inundated with orders from
>several of you ladies out there to construct a "Perfect Man." The
>blueprints for such a creature do exist, but this is highly classified
>information, folks! I will need proper security clearance from each of you
>ladies, preferably delivered in a plain brown paper bag by courier in a
>lone parking lot in the dead of night. Once you clear security, I will need
>to know specifically which of the following options you will want installed
>in your new male unit:
> 1) Can say "Let's stop and ask for directions."
> 2) Can complete a "honey do" list in the proper
>allotted time.
> 3) Can say "I apologize sincerely. Can you ever
>forgive me?"
> 4) Rides horses.
> 5) Crews happily.
> 6) Will pay for your massages and visits to the
>chiropractor without complaint.
> 7) Can pronounce Brighton, Louis Vuitton, and Yves
>Saint Laurent properly.
> 8) "Whisper Mode" for otherwise noisy bodily
>functions
> 9) Other (Please specify)______________________
> Please send $100,000 in U.S. currency to " Fer
>Sher Dude Productions" Dr Quackenbush, Director of Manufacturing
>
>Prescott, Arizona
> Caution: Unit must undergo initial training for proper behavior.
>Comes complete with Positive Reinforcement Tool : Bag of dog biscuits
>
> and Negative
>Reinforcement Tool: Rolling Pin
>
>
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