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Hey everyone--I got this info from a pony club "A"
grad's newsletter--I've yearned for several years for
the "cooling vest" for riders, there is one made for
motorcylce riders that is $29.95!  

http://store.mm411.com/catalog/index.cfm?fuseaction=product&theParentId=178&id=848

If the link doesn't work for you, I found it using
this search in Yahoo:  cooling vest motorcycle 29

(The link in the newsletter didn't work for me.)

Now you have to read this letter from your horse!

Horsey humor: A letter from your horse
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A letter from your horse (original version):

When you are tense, let me teach you to relax.
When you are short tempered, let me teach you to be
patient.
When you are short sighted, let me teach you to see.
When you are quick to react, let me teach you to be.
When you are angry, let me teach you to be serene.
When you feel superior, let me teach you to be
respectful.
When you are self absorbed, let me teach you to think
of greater things.
When you are arrogant, let me teach you humility.
When you are lonely, let me be your companion.
When you are tired, let me carry the load.
When you need to learn, let me teach you.
After all, I am your horse.

And now, the REAL DEAL.....

When you are tense, let me teach you that there are
lions in them thar woods
and we need to leave NOW!
When you are short tempered, let me teach you to slog
around the pasture for
an hour before you can catch me.
When you are short sighted, let me teach you to figure
out where, exactly,
in the 40 acres I am hiding.
When you are quick to react, let me teach you that
herbivores kick much
faster & harder than omnivores.
When you are angry, let me teach you how well I can
stand on my hind feet
because I don't feel like cantering on my right lead
today.
When you are worried, let me entertain you with my
mystery lameness.
When you feel superior, let me teach you that, mostly,
you are the maid
service.
When you are self absorbed, let me teach you to PAY
ATTENTION. Remember? I
told you about those lions in them thar woods?
When you are arrogant, let me teach you what 1200 lbs.
Of "YAHOO LETS GO!"
can do when suitably inspired.
When you are lonely, let me be your companion. Let's
do lunch.. Also,
breakfast, snack and dinner.
When you are tired, don't forget the 600lbs.of grain
that needs to be
unloaded.
When you are feeling financially secure, let me teach
you the meaning of
"Veterinary Services".
When you want to learn, hang around, bud. I'll learn
ya.
Sincerely,
Your Horse

From: http://www.qnet. com/~sixwranch/ humor.htm



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