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Subject: FW: Middle Aged Woman


> A middle -aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
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> While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.   
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> Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up"?   
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> God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
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> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
> face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy
> tuck.   
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> After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
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> While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an
> ambulance.
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> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said that I had
> another 40 years?   
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> Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"
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> God replied, "Girrrlllll, I didn't even recognize you!"

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