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Gosh, and I thought I was the only one who was having problems.

We have a "queen bee" here at my work who manifests cheese danishes, lemon 
poundcakes, cookies, waffles made to order and other terrible sweet pests!  
And to make things worse - this week she is hiding a beany leprechaun around 
the office, whoever finds it gets a big bowl of cookies to take home and 
enjoy.  The evil cookies are proudly displayed at the front desk and send 
out subliminal messages that make us hunt for the leprechaun instead of 
working.  ACK!  I can't take it...in fact, I have become infected by the 
sweet disease and now feel compelled to bake cookies and cakes and bring 
them to work too.

Watch out, the sweet bug is highly contagious!


> From: Lif Strand <lif.strand@xxxxxxxxx>
> To: ridecamp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: Re: [RC]   Cookie/cake repellant
> Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:51:59 -0700
>
> At 10:41 AM 3/14/2006, Jody Rogers-Buttram wrote:
> > Just this morning I had several cookies come out of nowhere and land on my 
> > deck.
>
> You're lucky, your problem isn't as bad as some.  Why, I've had cookies 
> come out of nowhere and shove themselves right into my hand.  In fact - 
> there are a few of them on my desk in front of me right now, waiting for a 
> single nanosecond of inattention on my part to end up in my mouth.  
> (oops... too late!)
>
> Remember - it's not only the sweets that swarm and attack that you have to 
> worry about, it's the breeders and worse - the ones that succeed in passing 
> the lip barrier.  I have not to date found any really good repellent.  I 
> suspect a government conspiracy is involved.
>
>
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> Lif Strand, Research Associate
> Southwest Center for Resource Analysis
> Western New Mexico University
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