In case it was not obvious in my previous
post - -- credentials- really - do not account for much -
'reputation', with such, does ---- > The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his
own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license
in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! > >
> > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? > > SAFER: Can I help you
with dinner? > > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? >
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's. > > > >
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? > > SAFER: Gee, you look good in
brown. > > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! > > ULTRASAFE: Here, have
some M&M's. > > > > DANGEROUS: What are you so
worked up about? > > SAFER: What did I do wrong? > > SAFEST:
Here's fifty dollars. > > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's. >
> > > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? > >
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. > > SAFEST: Can I get
you a glass of wine with that? > > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some
M&M's. > > > > DANGEROUS: What did you do all
day? > > SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. > > SAFEST:
I've always loved you in that robe! > > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more
M&M's. > > > > 13 Things PMS Stands
For: > > > > 1. Pass My Shotgun >
> 2. Psychotic Mood Shift > > 3. Perpetual
Munching Spree > > 4. Puffy Mid-Section >
> 5. People Make me Sick > > 6. Provide Me
with Sweets > > 7. Pardon My Sobbing >
> 8. Pimples May Surface > > 9. Pass My
Sweatpants > > 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome > > 11. Plainly; Men
Suck > > 12. Pack My Stuff........ > > And my favorite
one.... > > 13. Potential Murder Suspect > > >
> Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good
laugh! Or men who need a warning! > > > > And
remember: Money talks...but M&M's sing. > > > >
Another thing to giggle about. My husband, not happy with my mood
swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my
moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it
leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.
Here have some M&M's. > >
