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[RC] PMS Humor-Really funny! - Robin


> > The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
> > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's.
> > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's.
> > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> SAFER: What did I do wrong?
> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's.
> > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's.
> > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more M&M's.
> > 13 Things PMS Stands For:
> > 1. Pass My Shotgun
> 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
> 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
> 4. Puffy Mid-Section
> 5. People Make me Sick
> 6. Provide Me with Sweets
> 7. Pardon My Sobbing
> 8. Pimples May Surface
> 9. Pass My Sweatpants
> 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
> 11. Plainly; Men Suck
> 12. Pack My Stuff........
> And my favorite one....
> 13. Potential Murder Suspect
> > Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! > > And remember: Money talks...but M&M's sing.
> > Another thing to giggle about. My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some M&M's.
>





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