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10. Sand sticks to my anti-chafing cream and 
gives me a rash.
9. I drink coffee before a ride, and when nature calls
I would feel like a 200 pound cat in nature's 
largest litter box.
8. Moving ribbons to throw off the competition takes
time. You need tree cover for that.
7. My Mercedes doesn't have 4-wheel drive.
6. Regarding the webcast: My mother and most of my friends
have never SEEN me wear tights. I'd like to keep it
that way.
5. I worry about what the locals would do to an 
American male of Norwegian descent caught checking 
on his horses in the middle of the night wearing nothing
but Calvin Kleins and overboots. I lose sleep over this one.
4.There's no KFC in UAE.
3. No one knows the words to the Bonanza theme song, and I HATE
singing alone.
2. I couldn't be gone from home that long. My wife might run off
with the pool man, and I just couldn't bear that. I would miss him terribly.
An the #1 Reason is:
 My pearl handled six-guns and fluffy chaps put me at a weight disadvantage. 
(Really attracts the babes, though)
     Respectfully Submitted, Bruce Weary


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