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It seems that in all things here on Ridecamp, what goes around has 
already come around. In the late, dark hours of the night, I, Dr. 
Quackenbush, lit another candle, threw another lump of coal on the fire, 
and dusted off the old archive records. It seems there are 
recommendations in our deep dark past for additonal informal awards 
already in existence. At great risk to my personal safety, I share them 
with you here:
         1) Most likely to shoot electrolytes clean through the horse's 
mouth without getting any inside.
         2)  Most likely to be occupying the port-a-potty when it blows 
over in a high wind.  (Whoever thought of this one was ill.)
         3)  Most likely to get caught with their pants down by passing 
riders while relieving themselves.
         4) Most likely male to pee on his shoes while the anxious 
horse he is holding does circles around him. (I'm a lock for this one.)
         5)  Most likely to develop a rash. (This one is tricky. You 
have to prove you actually have the rash.)
         6)  Most likely to bat their eyelashes at the vet in hopes of 
a better vet score. ( I got this one nailed, too.)
         7)  Most likely to say "I have a new horse. I'm just riding 
slow today." And then they top five.
         8)  Most likely to walk funny for two days after their first 50.
         9)  LDer most likely to be disrespected at a ride. (The 
records indicate that this award has never actually been given, and 
there is a movement to eliminate it entirely due to non-use.)
         10) Most likely to not look the vet square in the eye, shake 
his hand, and thank him for his hard work that day. ( I wouldn't want to 
have this one sitting on my mantle at home.)
                                     Respectfully  Submitted, Dr 
Quackenbush.  Archives Researcher-At-Large


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