I have a mobile grooming
business and once got a call requesting that we come out and groom a few dogs,
horses and a "pot bellied pig". Upon our arrival, the woman answered her
door with a few barking dogs and a pot bellied pig who was right
alongside the dogs. It didn't have any hair and I thought to myself, "this
will be a cinch to groom... I'll bathe the pig first and then work on the
dogs". I bent down to toss the leash around the pig's neck and he
freaked out, ran underneath a huge glass coffee table and then reared up
squealing like a maniac. The coffee table exploded right there as we all
stood silently and in shock. The owner murmured, "well I guess
he doesn't like to walk on a leash"!