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Re: [RC] Rude Riders, Bikers Too - Chris Paus

LOL, got all those here too, chiggers, mosquitoes, ticks, rattlesnakes and copperheads....
 
Didn't hear that one, but went to a Garrison Keillor show in Kansas City last month.. awesome! I laughed so hard, I just about peed my pants... not endurance related, but damn it was funny!
 
chris

Laney Humphrey <laneyhh@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Excellent idea! Poison Ivy would work quite well in the east. Add a
sprinkling of mosquitoes, chiggers, ticks, a few snakes rattling away in
the leaves...
Did anyone listen to Garrison Keillor's monologue last Sat. about the
priest who went hunting? Some talking deer placed appropriately would
also add to the fun.
Laney

Barbara McCrary wrote:
> How about planting a lot of poison oak in the woods? ;-))
>
> Barbara
>
> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bruce Weary DC"
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> Sent: Monday, November 07, 2005 3:45 PM
> Subject: Re: [RC] Rude Riders, Bikers Too
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>> One suggestion comes to mind as to how to discourage these great
>> outdoorsmen from treating the woods like their own personal latrine.
>> That would be to sneak from campsite to campsite and slip some
>> fast-acting bear sexual attractant into their chili. The only vision
>> funnier than a guy dressed in camo being chased by a bear that thinks
>> he's purdy, is a guy dressed in camo being chased by a bear that
>> thinks he's purdy-------and his pants are still around his ankles.
>> You can't legislate morality, so this idea works for me. Who's with
>> me? Bruce Weary
>>
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Chris Paus
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Re: [RC] Rude Riders, Bikers Too, Laney Humphrey